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Upset stomach... mental diarhea
Why not write a happy blog for once?
Because happiness makes my balls retreat into my stomach, that's why. So to counteract any sweetness... here's a rant.
To start this rambling piece of crap, I must first qualify something so that the ensuing will make sense.
In my mind, there are 3 types of couples, and only 3. There are obviously sub-sections ( Read more... ) -
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So behind the cut is a conversation my friend amanda and I just had about how I think she should date Santa Claus... and we learn that I'm really fucked up. As if we didn't know that already. Yea...
Bryan: YOU CAN DATE SANTA!!!!
Amanda : santa? i like guys my own age
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Announcement.... of a sort.
So after much thinking last night and this morning... I decided something. I'm going to go ahead and write the book I've been meaning to write for the past 4 years. It will be called "Confessions of a Jersey Diner Rat; Growing up in and out of a subculture". It's going to be a tongue-in-cheek memior of growing up and basically living at the diner ( Read more... ) -
Financially i'm FUCKED
I hate money. Like, I really fucking hate it. I've been playing financial roullete the past few months, borrowing money here, borrowing money there... and i'm finally financially fucked. I blame my job. After paying rent today, I have 9 fucking dollars to last me 2 weeks... unless I sleep under my fucking desk here at work that's not enough to cut ( Read more... ) -
Roger Waters, a concert in revue
Roger was very nice. We had tea. He is British and talks funny... kinda like daddy after too many drinks... right before he starts hitting mommy.
There, I got that out of my system.
So last night was the Roger Waters concert... which ( Read more... ) -
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Porn ruined lesbians. Like... seriously ruined them for me. Why?
Because I've yet to meet a truely attractive lesbian.
I've got NOTHING against lesbians, gay men, transexuals, the whole deal... but I do have a thing against ugly people. Like... a serious thing. It's not that I don't like ugly people (since I'm not really all that attractive to ( Read more... ) -
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If you like Rock. Alt. Metal, or just good music... pick up the new Breaking Benjamin CD.
I've listened to it 7 times in a row today... it's like fucking sex for my ears.
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The funniest sign in the world... for an REM fan
I saw a sign and almost fucking died. If you've never heard REM, it won't make too much sense to you.
So this sign was outside of a church... and it read:
What's the frequency jesus?
He said "Listen to me, Amen"
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A northern yankees take on the south...
The Cultural Black Hole that is The South- A Northerners View
Ah The South. What do you think of when you think of The South?
Personally I think of genitalia, but i'm a filthy fucktard.
Anyway, does it invoke images of plantations with dignified people drinking Mint Juleps, or how about images of that timeless classic "Gone With The Wind", ( Read more... ) -
This proves I should be in mensa
Amanda: i need to choose between red dress and black dress
Amanda: arg
CgsBhaar: red dress!
Amanda: but you dont know what the black dress looks like
CgsBhaar: true, but i've also never slept with a man but i know i don't like it
CgsBhaar: my logic is flawless, bow to me!