Yesterday, Mother was ranting and raving about how she can't afford to support four children. She kept going on about how her four children rack up way too many expenses, and how she's going to kick us all out. Then I asked her what the crap she was talking about, because there's only three of us. Then she sat there, thinking in silence. She ( Read more... )

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww ( Read more... )

I've decided, that when I get a lot of money, I'm going to hire a male prostitute to simply hang out with me. If he gives me any crap about wasting his time, I'll shoot him. You know, because some people just love to complain, even when they're getting paid to do nothing ( Read more... )

Last night, I sat on the front porch blowing cotton candy scented bubbles*, while staring at the full moon. I sat out there until my hands froze over because soapy liquids and freezing March winds just don't mix. I went back inside around 3 am, but before I left, I blew the Moon Maiden a kiss. She's fun to hang out with ( Read more... )

Since Snick likes to chew on boxes, we call him a box muncher. That box munching cat! He can't still be teething. Well, maybe his is. He's still sort of a baby afterall.

Wow! Well would'ja look at that. I just now noticed that I've posted one thing after another that could anger people, or be conscidered offensive. So that's why I've been getting so few posts! (I just knew someone would cut me off for the adorable KKK post.) That's a little funny when I think about it. Stop being so sensitive, if you are sensitive ( Read more... )

Last summer, at the movie theatre ( Read more... )

...and then she stabbed me in the forehead with a box cutter and said, "Nigga, please!"

I fucking hate everybody! Well, except for you. You're kinda cool ( Read more... )

I gnaw through the day with man-sized bites.