There's Krusty Komedy Klassics,
Olivia goes to Kendall College, and they needed a name for their new cafe, and one of the submissions was "Kendall's Koffee Korner", and that being the best one, of course it wasn't chosen.
There's LJ's Krispy Kreme Klub (that's what I call it), and now there's:

The
Kute Kitten's Klub!(and for the older felines, the ( Read more... )

I hate Ricki Lake so much.

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*Today is Daddy's birthday. He would be 52. Weather kicked it today. March is my favorite month of the year weather-wise. What else? Eh, you know, whatever.

*Do I ever say anything without regretting it? I mean really now. But it is true that I never learn my lesson. Nope! Never. Now I'm off to do something else stupid! Yeah ( Read more... )

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Everybody's always saying to me, "Jennifer, why don't you marry yo baby daddy," and I say, "Well, that would be kinda weird, seeing as how my "baby daddy" is a cat ( Read more... )

( Alex Maturi (That's right! I used his full name! You just TRY and sue me!) *SUED!!!* )

hey. Hey! HEY!
Who wants to see a picture of my last stalkee (circa 2002)?
Who? I said WHO?????

They dropped acid and saw the same full purple waves peeling back like the petals of a flesh flower. They took mushrooms in the mountains, washing them down with milk, and thought their brains had melted together, burned under the white mushroom moon. The hash made them giddy-he performed for her, doing an uncanny Edith Piaf that made her scream; ( Read more... )

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