I just ate something that I found underneath the mousepad. It was small, and crunchy and had that tar-ish taste. You know, that under-the-mousepad flavor. It was so good. The mousepad added some extra taste, and I was in flavor country. All this, and I think I have something burning in the oven.

Mmmmmmm. Mousepad treats...

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Just thinking about the time I had to draw a really, really old woman in the nude when I was majoring in visual arts. When she came into the room, I got really scared and thought,

"Save me, Dear Lord! I'm going to go blindIt wasn't that bad. The human body really isn't that scary, thank goodness. I thought I was going to freak out. Then we had to ( Read more... )

That dream I had last night was...weird ( Read more... )

Yesterday, while I was lying on the kitchen floor, Snicklefritz walked past me, so I grabbed him to sit on my stomach, and he wouldn't stay there. He kept trying to get away from me, so I held on to him tight and wouldn't let him get away and I started shouting, "Why won't you let me love you? Why??? I'm not asking for anything in return! Just let ( Read more... )

Meeeeeow!

I feel like lying on the grass in the backyard, even though it's soggy, and littered with trash that blew around and got covered up when it snowed.

Last time we had really nice weather (not to say today's is really nice), Stephen and I (yes, we did something else that's pretty "retarded") went outside in our night clothes, in broad ( Read more... )

"It's hard to find an old, fat, black, crippled dyke."

Silent Hill 3 is a fine, fine video game. Very fine indeed. I just think it needed way more blood, gore, and violence, and all around frightfulness, but so far, this game has come the closest to fulfilling my intellectual bloodlust. (Well, that's what I call it!) The story line was a bit confusing (I should play 1 & 2), and I'd ocassionally say to ( Read more... )

Well I bombed ( Read more... )

Well thank good we solved the litterbox dilema. And Snicklefritz did not go in my room. I just wanted to clear his name ( Read more... )