This journal is officially discontinued.

If you go into the "Manage Friends" page and you see a one-way arrow next to me, please do something about it.

Why do people think you are an asshole if you won't let them continue to knowingly be wrong?

The events of my dreams over the past few months make me very sincerely fear for my soul.

I have 4 invites left for www.iminlikewithyou.com

anybody want one? preferably girls, because it's a total sausage party atm.

A man stopped at a roadside café, sat down at the counter, and was surprised by the Daily Specials sign: "Cheeseburger $7, Chicken Sandwich $8, Hand Job $20.00." When the attractive waitress came to take his order, he asked, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purred, "and I'm good, too!" The man replied, "Well, wash your hands ( Read more... )

o hay im in ur city, smashin ur pumpkinz

John Achor III (10:08:55 AM): i've got a clicking hard drive ( Read more... )

If anyone wants an invite to I'm In Like With You, post here and I'll dispense them when I get them.

EDIT: Stop asking me what it is and just click the fucking link. Most sites explain what they are.

Pablo Francisco in San Jose, Friday at 10 PM

Come with us! If you are reading this, you're totally invited to join us. IM me (SN: John Achor III) or leave a comment.