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waywardaughter

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Feb 29, 2008 23:30

A quiz for you all. Yesterday I...

a) was offered a large sum of money to sleep with an old married man
b) posed on a million dollar yacht in a bikini in the freezing cold drizzle
or c) lost my nipple peircing to a ferret.

The answer ladies and gentlemen is all of the above. As you can see it was a busy day ( Read more... )

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the_black_pope February 29 2008, 10:50:23 UTC

a, Tell him I'll rearrange his face if he tries it again
b, if you get pneumonia don't expect me to bring you soup
c, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

waywardaughter February 29 2008, 10:53:14 UTC

a. I'll rearrange his face. Con might too.
b. you make shite soup anyway.
c. you're a cunt D:

the_black_pope February 29 2008, 11:31:56 UTC

a. Good!
b. Hah, only after curry.
c. And you only have one nipple.

waywardaughter February 29 2008, 11:34:57 UTC

I HAVE TWO NIPPLES!

Don't start spreading filthy rumours about me only having one nipple or I'll show you good and proper that I've got two!

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createthemess February 29 2008, 10:53:07 UTC

Jesus Christ! Your poor nipple! Is that going to scar? Think of the stories...

Also, old man sex? Ew. Some people are so wrong.

Also also, mmmm, boat of sex.

waywardaughter February 29 2008, 10:55:02 UTC

Doctor said it should heal up fine and not to put any 'stress' on it. Which... okay.

I know! The guy didn't even care that he has a wife and kids, he just wanted to buy the black chick to do on his boat. Made me sick the way he was talking. Like he could just buy me cause he had money.

IT REALLY IS. I thought I was going to die. It's the sexist thing in the whole world. I wanted to rub myself all over it.

createthemess February 29 2008, 11:37:58 UTC

Hah! I mean... not laughing.

And really not laughing about the old guy. It's sick, the way people like that think. People = NOT FOR SALE. For fucks sake.

I KNOW. :D

likeliquidsugar February 29 2008, 10:55:32 UTC

You're making my nipples hurt just thinking about it!

psychrament February 29 2008, 11:02:51 UTC

How old is old? You'd be amazed what people can do with surgery. He might have been even older than you think.

You should have asked for his yacht instead.

As for the pose in the cold and wet, I'm certainly glad you weren't deterred! Woof!

And also, HOLY HELL OUCH. If ever I felt the need to put a ferrt down my top, I certainly don't now. These nipples are for biting by humans (or humanoids, anyway) only...

You know, if I overheard someone being told they were lucky the ferret didn't eat their nipple, I probably would have laughed too.

waywardaughter February 29 2008, 11:09:22 UTC

Ewww. I don't know, like 50? All pudgy and richguy and married and sleazy and all around NO.

I like getting woofs for my hard earned freezing.

Mayflower is a very naughty lesbian ferret. I've been overfeeding her since in case she decides she liked the taste of my flesh a lot.

psychrament February 29 2008, 11:21:35 UTC

Ah, rich and pudgy. The lifelong aspiration of us all. Marriage optional, sleaze a must.

I'd offer to throw in a nibble, but that mightn't be taken so well at the moment.

Fair enough, too. You know that FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE FERRETS OF DOOM are the last thing we need.