The Jesus Christ That's Disgusting Lorry Driver Sticking His Boot Through His TV Screen After Suddenly Realising That The "Bird" He's Been Drooling Over On Top Of The Pops Is In Fact The Admittedly Somewhat Visually Sexually Ambiguous Male Pop Star Marilyn (You Know, The One That Was A Mate Of Boy George) Award goes to ( Read more... )

Not only does the chap have a moniker that sounds like the chatter of starlings, but he is a surrealist y'know? Step aside Salvador Dali. Aki's in town. *g*

I thought I’ve seen a lot, but I can’t help being amazed by some of the questions people have come up with. Does invisible man s*** invisible s***? If Rooney ate himself, would he be twice as ( Read more... )

Hee. Fascinating evening yesterday at the Sotheby's Contemporary (stuff after 1950 it would appear) Art Auction. My sweet friend Sinduja tells me that Teh Eyes Of The Art World were all focussed on New Bond Street last night as this was a crucial sale for the House. If so they would have witnessed your humble scribe giggling and ohmigoshing and ( Read more... )

Now that I have hopefully piqued your interest by my eye-catching choice of subject.....

( Most protracted internet round-robin jokes suck like a sucky thing. But this one? Well. Clickity click dearios and see. You may laugh. You may not. I live in hope. )

....clickety click my angels. And who in their right mind can resist the blandishments of my beloved TH14?

"Win. It's the only way to beat the racists."

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Illness is, rather unusually, bringing out the drama queen in Alli. So what is probably a headcold has metamorphosised into pneumonia with a side order of scurvy and something prettily terminal. Even my viruses have viruses I reckon. *does NOT purr* So here's the plan Stan ( Read more... )

Yes my girls. I am £6.95 worse off today after spending said sum on a visit to the kino (as they say in Russia) to hie myself back to 352BC. Or some time close to it. I wasn't pay attention to some of the historical details. Distracted by prettiness y'see? Story of my life. In brief, this movie tries to do too much and ends up doing nothing really ( Read more... )

D'accord mes soeurs ca va? Rush job cos sans Paddy et Ralph my beloved Arse are about to take the stage and I must prepare in the traditional fashion ( Read more... )

Right my girls. Hangover defeated by the combined forces of sleep and sheer bloody willpower yaay! And guess what? Gary/David Muse fit and well and gagging for an outing. Dedicated to Arie aka chelseaurchin aka self-proclaimed smut mercenary as continued thanks for her luvverly smut cadeau and certainly inspired by it. Her genius made me shrivel ( Read more... )

This may be of interest perhaps only to UK based darlings of this site or those with access to BBC sports programmes by another route. MOTD2 last night featured Top Five Kissing Footballers. Smudge/Kelly numero uno of course BUT in support of their proposition they only showed ONE clip of Dorian and Gary in the good old lip lock. Whereas experts ( Read more... )