Usually when I hear about all the bullshit that is happening with national politics and the Bush administration (and I won't waste time recounting) I get upset. Then I realise that by the traditional means I don't have to worry too much. I email my representatives every once and a while, but I feel like it's unimportant. After all, my ( Read more... )

In case anyone was wondering. I had my European adventure, and now I'm back where I know how to order lunch. Home is where the hamburger is.

Dear Blog,

Mind your own *%$@*& business.

D: Can I be your Padawan?

F: Against the Bone Ooze?

J: Wow, that sounds like a porno.

I have had some kind of stomach bug for the last few days, and I finally woke up this afternoon feeling "over it." I often give myself a haircut when recovering from illnesses, it feels like washing the sickness away. Also, I like to cut my hair when I feel like I haven't accomplished anything in a while. Since today felt like time for both, I ( Read more... )

If I had a Yacht, I would name it the Centennial Sparrow ( Read more... )

Who jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge into the parking lot?


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( labels suck. ps. I'm a pinko. )

It is said that anything is possible, and that you never know what the day holds.

Today, the possiblity under consideration is this:

Your's truely as a corporate suit type, working for the man.

Thoughts?

I was in Queens late tonight and got a ride home from Bryan, who deposited me in Jersey City at around 4:00. I decided I shouldn't go to bed hungry, so I went to my local diner. Man, that place is a rogue's gallery late at night. I struck up a conversation with the waitresses, who were talking about all the crazy lowlifes they deal with during ( Read more... )