Well, I changed how my journal looks, I'm pretty indifferent to how it looks.. just another lame automatic layout, go me.
I'm in a bod mood.

I just heard "my humps" by the black eyed fucking morons.
I've never been so offended by bad song writing in my whole fucking life.

WHAT is wrong with people?

So... I do kinda stupid things. I think I need a babysitter.

So yesterday I bought a beautiful winter coat for $60. I love sales.

In other news, I went to Crista's halloween party last night and got totally wasted. Now I have a bad case of beer shits and I'm eating tons of kraft singles to clog myself up.

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My dad took my* dog on a really long walk up the side of a mountain or something today, which is why we assumed she was just tired ( Read more... )

Alright kids, listen up.
I need $900,000 to buy a very expensive house, thus fufilling my ultimate fantasies. So I've devised a plan.

I need to give 900 $1000 blow jobs.
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A few times a week I have to wait a little while before my ride picks me up in Mission, so I go into the library and read Cat Fancy Magazine (shut up). Well, tonight this very thing happened, and I discovered something. In cat shows, you don't have to have a $5000 pedigree registered snob-cat, there is a household cat category, in which any type of ( Read more... )

So, I've decided that the fashion world is for me. I'm aiming to be the next Patsy Stone. For those of you who don't know who Patsy Stone is, I suggest you run to the video store and rent as many different episodes of "Absolutely Fabulous" as you can. Also, see picture below. I could be a drunk fashion editor, no problem.

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