Maybe you're about to be trapped on a desert island. Maybe they are both about to be dropped into molten lava and you can only save one. Maybe you're about to have one song stuck in your head for the rest of your life. The context is not important to me, though I agree it makes a difference. Nevertheless:

Poll you must choose!

"hours of pounding, screwing and cranking fun"

i have always been suspicious of triclosan, and now i have proof of my suspicion. man, its like, just wash your damn hands with normal soap. i'm a hypochondriac with ocd and even i know this.

in the past week or so i moved completely to gmail and began using google calendar and today i started a delicious account. so welcome me to 2005, people. the annoying thing is these tools are actually ideally suited to my purposes/methods (purpose:organization of information; method:disorganized) and i wasn't using them. how will i ever ( Read more... )

as if i wasn't cool enough, i think i might need to buy some nurse shoes. oh, and not danskos, i find that they're too narrow for my heel. in case you thought i was in danger of buying attractive nurse shoes.

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ibeenoperated should be coming into town soon, but i haven't heard hide nor hair of her. she's probably lost in camden...AGAIN! zing. zing when she reads this ( Read more... )

Sorry I haven't posted in a long time, I've got so many stories, but right now NPR is playing this story about some small town in New Hampshire which hasn't been visited by a presidential canditate since before Taft. They're playing short interviews with townsfolk about which candidates they'd like to see, and one old man says, "Oh, I'd like John ( Read more... )

I changed my username. I've been wanting to do this for a while but I'm glad I waited so long since now it is hassle-free. Once again, lagging saves.

sigh. you know when you step into the bathroom and you've had this little zit bugging you all day but it really doesn't look that bad but you decide to subject it to further examination and then suddenly you have "taken care of it", as it were, except now huge swaths of your face is red and blotchy and it actually looks worse than before you ( Read more... )