how google suggests one get from here to there.

this is funny. i feel like we wasted all that money on plane tickets. i guess you pay for convenience.

this is my old boss at reed, who has taught one of her dogs to skateboard (pictured), and play basketball and bowl.

AND HERE IS ONE OF OTTERS HOLDING HANDS; Leave a comment  7 

i have been meaning to write for so long. i feel like i have a backlog of inanity to inundate the universe with. if you will: i am blogstipated.

but now of course i can't think of anything. oh, okay. so i've had an on-again, off-again relationship with games magazine, and its offshoot, games: world of puzzles, since i was 12 or 13. we're ( Read more... )

while it is still true that i hate wednesdays, i think this wednesday has seemed superbad only because it has been like a monday and a wednesday at the same time, and that's not really worth making an exclusive post about. thus, i am transforming this post into that post about good things i threatened to make last week. furthermore, it keeps me ( Read more... )

i think philadelphia has the most pathetic response to snow ever. it reminds me of nothing so much as my own response to snow - to freak out. the thing is, as far as i can tell it snows here every single year. you would think that some sort of "infrastructure" or "plan" would be in place. yesterday i listened to some man who had been put in ( Read more... )

anyway our apartment building caught on fire very early this morning. i am too tired for analysis, but chris isn't.

this is acacia, not nicola. i have been informed that i have TOTAL CONTROL and could update her livejournal if my sick mind were to make me inclined to do so. so here i am. updating her livejournal. fuck yeah.

NONE OF YOU ARE SUFFICIENTLY EXCITED ABOUT THE LAST HARRY POTTER COMING OUT. I KNOW BECAUSE I HAD TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT VIA SPAM FROM BORDERS.

ALSO WHY IS THE WORLD IN LOVE WITH SARA SILVERMAN. I'M CUTE AND CRASS TOO. GIVE ME A TV SHOW.

this semester chris's class is on wednesday nights, so i am exploring the exciting world of drinking alone and knitting! i knit now. poorly. i'm better at drinking beer, but i suppose i've had more practice there.

I think the worst kind of hangovers are the hangovers that accompany having eaten too much garlic the previous evening. This is because I cannot stop eating garlic when presented with the opportunity, and then the next morning I cannot shake the garlic aroma from my system and it becomes associated with my general nausea and malaise - the ( Read more... )

I HATE FED EX. NEVER USE THEM.