Herpaderp.

Also, my name is David and I drive sandwiches. Vroom vroom pickle mayo. And bread. Etc.

That is all.

-Elizabeth

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A man, his wife, son, daughter, and dog (a Saint Bernard) walk into a talent agents office. The agent asks "what can I do for you?" The father replies "Well, we've got an act but we've been having trouble promoting ourselves, so we want you to promote us." The agent says "I'm sorry, I don't do family acts." But the father persisted, so he ( Read more... )