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Comment with a fake memory of me. (I absolutely insist that your memory be of something that never actually happened, as everything that has happened is probably either boring or embarrassing.) Then post this in your own journal. You can request real memories if you want. Or you can skip this part entirely. I'm solely interested in your fake ( Read more... )

Well, THIS has been an interesting experiment.

"Work is so dull, so lifeless, so uninspired," I mused to myself, "that why should I waste valuable WAKING time there when I can just Not Sleep and THEN go to work ( Read more... )

And while I'm on the subject of rambling, pointless monologues, here's something I've forgotten to post for months now:

The Aforementioned CommentaryIt's 32 minutes long, so make yourselves comfy if you intend to listen to the whole god-damn thing. I don't even remember what my intent was, but I sure do cover a lot of ground. My favorite bits are ( Read more... )

There should, if all is right with the world, be no stranger or more phantasmic time of year than Halloween ( Read more... )

Ha! She IS the sulky one. Har-har-har ( Read more... )

Well, this is amusing.

I just woke up.

Which means I should have been at work 4 hours ago.

I'm currently calling in and frantically trying to make up stories to avoid a no-call/no-show status that would result in termination.

In the meantime, while I wait for H.R. to call back with the results of my sob story, here's a very amusing quiz.


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It's amazing, the amount of vitally important memes that can pile up in just a few short weeks.

( There are some weird things in here. )

We know more about dinosaurs than we do about the giant squid. The fact is, no one has ever seen a giant squid in its natural habitat.
- Clyde Roper, Architeuthis hunter of 35 years, undoubtedly still drinking champagne out of Richard Ellis' hat at the Cousteau Society bar as the the squidhunters celebrate ( Read more... )

Writers, deviant bastards and mad scribblers that they are, are always trying to tell you what you haven't lived until you've done.

You haven't lived until you've seen Paris in the spring.

You haven't lived until you've sailed the wine-dark seas with your crew.

You haven't lived until you've held the city against the foe and died laughing.
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