My life of late has been a long series of excellent reasons for not writing anything, and only a few of them have anything to do with Azeroth. Do not concern yourselves with the rest of the strange dark secrets and unspoken words that can blast the minds of good men to a fine white ash and the humming mindmelting hymns to unseens gods that have ( Read more... )

A) I'm still alive. Nothing else of consequence has been altered in my general life pattern.

B) the_crowchan is way more fun to have around than she'll ever admit, even if she keeps refusing to eat things I buy for her. Probably because she likes watching me eat huge piles of Salvador Molly's fried Cheesy Poofs all by myself. I'm made to understand she ( Read more... )

The unexamined life is not worth living, some say.

I say they're not trying hard enough.

But, what the hell, let's take a look anyway.

I come to you live-LIVE-LIVE! from the strange double-processed heart of the resurrected Gog-Magog, 1st edition G3 whose name is whispered in the halls of obseletologists. The ancient monitor struggles to ( Read more... )

A Disclaimer: While I am fully in support of wishing people any number of extra-national, alterna-religious, imaginary and simply silly sorts of happy holidays, when it comes right down to it, I say "Merry Christmas" when I really mean it. You may wish me any sort of thing you'd wish, and I'll take it with a warm smile and maybe a nice candy cane ( Read more... )

"Infinite Crisis is total bullshit, a hack half-story cobbled together by untalented wanna-bes and never-wases and Real World leftovers with a contrived premise, stilted dialogue, needless exaggeration of whatever little suspense actually exists, and the brutal and callous butchery of characters and storylines to temporarily drive up sales, a short ( Read more... )

Well, well, well.

Well, well, well.

WELLITY, WELLITY, WELLITY!

So, the poll results are in, and I can't say I'm TOO surprised. Looks like about the numbers my pollsters predicted; lots and lots of sheer, unadulterated love for El Wheelo and his sacred writings, and shock and horror at the mere THOUGHT that I might stop writing for even an ( Read more... )

Poll The Future of Wheelology