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[whitetwoguns]

Naughty
bought perfume
shot----
punched Eames
lied
breaking and entering
verbally threatened several people
brandished a weapon
bit Arthur
murdered a sheep

Nice
bought perfume
punched Eames
helped out a lady in distress
told the truth
murdered a sheep
bought flowers
fed a cat

...there's more. Think this is more than enough though.

Comments

[oneminutemaze]

[ You still sort of scare her, but-- ]

Why do "bought perfume" and "murdered a sheep" count for both naughty and nice?

[ Not asking about "punched Eames", because, well... that she can see. ]

... Wait, you bit Arthur?

[whitetwoguns]

The sheep murdering and biting were part of curse bullshit. Water under the bridge for the most part.

[Ariadneeee he's a nice guy in his way. Maybe not the nicest, okay.]

Yeah, see. Someone gave this Avon lady the wrong address. I bought stuff from her because the poor thing was so fucking down about it. Sometimes a guy needs to let things be.

[oneminutemaze]

I'd ask, but I have a feeling I wouldn't get any answers from either you or Arthur. [ Frustrated by this? Very much so. ]

I'm still not seeing how they go under both lists.

[whitetwoguns]

No offense there, missy. I was a vampire. Hungry. It was fucking stupid.

It was a nice thing to do, but I bought shit I didn't need. Had to give it away, that caused trouble.

on his break;

[orangetoughguy]

I think you need an editor.

pleasant surprise;

[whitetwoguns]

What? Why? Think I spelled everything right.

[orangetoughguy]

You got doubles.

[whitetwoguns]

A lotta shit is good and bad.

[shall_yield_us]

Sheep slaughter is... nice?

[whitetwoguns]

It was all fucked up as it was.

[shall_yield_us]

Did you keep the skins?

[whitetwoguns]

Nah. It was rotting as it was so...didn't make any sense to keep it. Wool's pretty cheap.

[brobeforehos]

I like how punching Eames is versatile. I'll keep it in mind for my own lists.

[whitetwoguns]

It isn't the nicest thing to do, except that son of a bitch deserved it at the time.

[brobeforehos]

Violence is almost never the answer. And whether or not someone deserved to get punched is kind of subjective, too. Your fist is the judge and jury there.

[whitetwoguns]

[Bang. Zoom. Right in the kisser there.]

Look sweetheart.... I accept it wasn't the right thing to do. I can't go back and change what I done. Even if I could though I still woulda done the same thing.

[pinkfuckingpro]

You bit someone? What the fuck?

[whitetwoguns]

That one time in October, you know?

[pinkfuckingpro]

Oh.

Well, that shit doesn't count.

[whitetwoguns]

Finally someone cuts a guy a break.