When I was in Kindergarten, we did a gay-ass homosexual play about the alphabet. Gay not like homosexual, but like stupid. Anyway, I was Mr. X with two other guys. When it was our turn to sing, we had to stand at the front of the stage. At some point, I sneezed, and a tremendous and very elastic booger was dangling from my nose while the whole ( Read more... )

Hi, I'm Michael. When I was like 10, I was playing black jack with my two cousins and my sister. Except the loser on each deal would have to drink a pretty big glass of water. So there was like this elimination thing, and whoever went to the bathroom was out. I think one of my cousins was out, and my bladder was seriously about to explode. So then ( Read more... )

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We have only one rule in our family about farting: Don't do it in the car. It's a matter of safety. Studies have shown that farts rank somewhere between cell phones and blowjobs in their tendency to distract the driver. For this reason, when we are on long road trips, our guts are like compressed air cannons by the time we reach our motel. My ( Read more... )

When I was about nine years old, my mom, who was teaching Geology at the time, took me on a long trip around the islands of Indonesia. This was part of a course she was co-teaching with some colleagues about the natural history of the islands ( Read more... )

Last year I visited the Metropolitan Opera theater to see their production of my favorite opera, Fledermaus. Before the opera started, I had a sudden urge to bust crumpie. I sought out and found the Metropolitan Opera's public women's restroom, a cavernous facility containing a row of maybe 30 stalls. The restroom was packed with patrons, and ( Read more... )

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Has anyone ever timed their longest fart ever? It seems like my most impressive ones are when no one is there to appreciate them. BA!

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