When I was a young eskimo pie, me and my kinfolk used to call our genital's Mickey Mouse. Anyhow...*gets red* My friends used to pick on me because I didn't know what an erection was...I went down the road with my hands holding the front of my pants open screaming, "Look uncle! My Mickey mouse is hard!!!" That was horrible...To this day, I'm 20 now ( Read more... )

When I was 10, my fifth grade class took a field trip to Yosemite. I was a little bit shy about going to the bathroom in a public toilet, but it was about the fourth day of the trip, and I really had to poo ( Read more... )

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The first time I got my period ( Read more... )

when i was about... 9 years old?.. i was in the garage helping my dad with something.. and i had to pee real, real bad, but i was afraid he'd yell at me for leaving.. anyway.. i thought to myself.. well i have underwear and jeans on.. no one will know.. i'll just pee right here.. so i pissed.. and neither the underwear nor the jeans hid this ( Read more... )

everyone knows the story.. but thats why this was made..
i was puking.. boy i liked was rubbing my back.. and i farted on him... i will hear about it for the rest of my life..

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