-you're da biggesummanuhbitch in da worl ( Read more... )

my roommate's butthole is mere seconds away from a meltdown of intense proportions as the result of this bombastic, seasonally inappropriate chili i prepared this evening. and there's leftovers ( Read more... )

its been a year as of 35 minutes ago and some hours.

what have you cooked today, you asshole?

for lunch, i prepared some mock-chicken salad with tofu ( Read more... )

yesterday, i cooked whole wheat tofu, tomato, and mushroom quesadillas. and a little later, i'm going to attempt an all vegan mexican white sauce dip. wish me luck!

what have you cooked today?

reluctantly, i've finally finished off all of the aforementioned potato salad. two fundamental flaws: 1.) distracted by jazz and dog vomit, i overcooked the potatoes 2.) the dressing:potato ratio was much too low. could've been worse i suppose ( Read more... )

when i arrived home today, i prepared an italian casserole. the actual title of this dish is debatable. the recipe, however, is outlined below ( Read more... )

i put together some delicious burritos this afternoon. what have you cooked today?

i just made a delicious pasta salad. what have you cooked today?

zach cocksucker wallstein's Fortune
for March 26, 2006


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