( Anthony )

How am I supposed to get 10 galleons for shutting up about my love life and 25 galleons for having snogged a Patil in one go? It seems kind of impossible.

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Apparently, I am unmatchable. Thanks, Parvati.

I bring to you, courtesy of an anonymous source, payback revenge, a dish best served cold an attempt to get Parvati dates.


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I wonder how much money Ron and Hermione spent on their honeymoon.

And whether or not they're actually having sex on their honeymoon.

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