http://www.fborfw.com/strip_fix/archives/003445.php (Because no matter how old you get, burping and farting are still funny.)

OK, gang, I've been having an on-going conversation with people about why I choose not to shop online "yet", but always added that I knew doing online commerce or trade would be one day inevitable. There are certain products I would like to buy one day that are only available online (such as Verbatim's recordable discs that look like miniature ( Read more... )

I had the good fortune several years ago to make acquaintance with maxroswell before I moved out of my old neighborhood in Medford. Yesterday while I was on Yahoo! Messenger for a lark, he was on as well. Turns out he's got a comedy club that was a week old as of Sunday ( Read more... )

From an e-mail I just sent a friend ( Read more... )

http://www.dragsumma.com/

Apparently I'm "Spyder Webb". Kewl. Would be terrific if I were FIFTY POUNDS LIGHTER AT LEAST.

I have a bad habit of looking at strangers' LJ's just because I like their avatars. I've seen some interesting stuff--and bookmarked a lot of pages so I could potentially go back, read about said strangers. I also think this is pushing the limits of So Very Not Cool, especially if I think I'd like to eventually ask permission to gank and use ( Read more... )

http://www.blogthings.com/dragqueennamegenerator/Read more... )

...to paraphrase the Beatles song. As many of my readers may know, I have a Yahoo! account, and use Firefox/Mozilla as my primary web-browser (or is it server?). Anyone reading this who has a Yahoo! account they had to struggle with today after downloading the Mozilla update will understand ( Read more... )

George Carlin, 1937-2008. He's been thrown up on the roof and gotten stuck, I think. On a lighter note, maybe he is in the full light of the god he worshipped (literally). At the very least, I hope he got that CNN-Tropy channel he wanted in his afterlife cable package ( Read more... )

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You may choose:

A. one weapon.
B. one song blasting on the speakers.
C. one famous person to fight alongside you.

I was charmed by this when I saw it on herooftheage's LJ, and since I have that nasty insomnia that strikes in the middle of the night, I thought I'd fire up the digital hearth and put my two bits in ( Read more... )