I am hot.

[wickedjaw]

So hot I'll driiiiiiink your milkshake. Or melt your popsicle. I will fuck up your frosty treats, is what I'll do.

In the last week I've caught the eye of a few dashing swains around town. Over the weekend, I had another encounter with this guy, whom I'll call the Laminator for reasons I'll elaborate on below. And yesterday Overall Dude, who hangs

Comments

[anonymous]

OMG, you weren't kidding about the creepy!

But wait, I thought the Laminator had a wife? Or is she too now part of the Halloween decor? (Shudder.)

It is kind of pleasing to think of Overall Dude and the Laminator as good vs. bad superheroes, though.

Herk

[slutdiary]

I'm just glad that more folks are opening up their eyes to your hotness. Just keep your creepazoid filter going, and you'll sift something out of the chaff.

[ext_292810]

I... you know I don't know what to say, but you gave me a good laugh anyway!

[candragon]

Overall Dude, Overall Dude
Overall Dude hates Laminator
They have a fight, Overall wins
Overall Dude

[bnharrison]

O_o

I hope you've told your supervisor about Laminator guy. If they have any sense of responsibility whatsoever, they ought to put you in a position where you aren't forced to interact with him in the future.