Went to a party in Winchester... or devon... my memory is a bit hazy on the details. I think I ended up in wales. There was definetly a welshman in a red bow tie and chainmail involved somewhere and that "I have never" drinking game. Then I ended up housesitting for a friend in Bradford, then rented the house next to his, sold my soul to ( Read more... )

My pet cat must be the sweetest, cutest, kindest creature in all of Scotland ( Read more... )

So, as of the 15th of october I've now moved out of Bradford and back in with my parents in scotland. I'm a little bit drunk, I'm watching "this is spinal tap" and I have a cat to stroke. It's probably for the best, I'm sort of recovering, although thinking about it makes me twitch. Getting my teeth fixed, more decay and infection found, more ( Read more... )

Have you ever been in the situation where you've broken a pencil and been unable to find a pencil sharpener ( Read more... )

I've taken up archery and fencing. I think the exercise is helping, as is the ability to send a stick through a pair of welcome mats nailed to an old table top at range whenever I get annoyed.

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I'm in Motherwell after my little "crisis"+. Sorting everything out is going to take a while, but I've managed to make a few important steps to getting better. Still having difficulty talking about things, keep getting that brain freeze thing where I can't say or thing a single word but managed to find a few answers to questions I've needed to ( Read more... )

Whooo, I may have gone quite, quite mad ( Read more... )

I can't keep telling people "Well, there's a cinema, but that's actually in the next town over" and "There's the field... well, it's not really a field, it's a big slag heap from the mines that stuff has started growing on, but you can almost see the Clyde from it ( Read more... )

Y'know how nobody likes the BNP. Well, except for hatefilled racists who make gross generalisations about people for rediculous reasons and need a little club to be in to make them feel like their viewpoints are somehow justified and not just abhorrent to decent civilised society ( Read more... )

A neighbour of mines has begun calling me "Mysterious Dave", and being a bit drunk while in control of teh internets I found myself looking up "mysterious Dave" on Wiki. I was delighted to find that there was an american lawman and gunslinger called Mysterious Dave Allen Mather ( Read more... )