Comments | wilhite: Les excuses sont comme les trous de balle.

wilhite

Les excuses sont comme les trous de balle.

Jun 21, 2005 18:11

I've gotten some moderate pestering to update my blog in the last week or so, at which point I realized that it had been a month since I'd written anything. Damn, girlfriend ( Read more... )

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knitgrrl June 22 2005, 13:04:06 UTC

Thank you for acquiescing to my need for entertainment. This was, indeed, entertaining.

I'm sorry you haven't been feeling well.

You don't suck.

Hossanah! anonymous June 22 2005, 19:42:56 UTC

Thanks for the update. The Shamiqua story is one of my favorite all time stories of all time (of stories).

I also agree that you don't suck, unless we're talking about sucking dongs, which come to think of it, you also don't suck.

PS

Who farted?

Re: Hossanah! wilhite June 22 2005, 19:58:57 UTC

Zach wrote: "I also agree that you don't suck, unless we're talking about sucking dongs, which come to think of it, you also don't suck."

This point can not be made strongly enough.

Your blog is rude anonymous June 22 2005, 19:44:53 UTC

and asked me to prove that i was a human before publishing my comment. just my mainframe interfaces with my binary spectrum doesn't make me cyborg.

dirty cyborgs.

never trust a man that's made of gas.

PS

who farted?

rynomatic June 22 2005, 20:34:43 UTC

So, you're buying pizza rolls and toilet paper at midnight in the middle of the week from people who have rashes of indeterminant size and you've been feeling wretched since April. Clearly, these two pieces of data have nothing to do with each other...

anneth June 22 2005, 23:05:59 UTC

I'm so glad you updated! And also that you're feeling better! In fact, I'm so enthusiastic about your improved health and updating that I'm going to end every sentence of this paragraph with an exclamation point!

In any event, I'm sorry I haven't called back yet, although I hear that telephones these days may be used to receive calls as well as make them. In case you were wondering, the food at Hooters was awful. But I was excited to discover that I could buy myself a pair of hose, as modeled by the Hooters waitstaff, in the bathroom. At four dollars, though, they were a bit steep - considering that I'd just spent twenty bucks on a shitty hamburger and fries.

wilhite June 23 2005, 03:26:54 UTC

"At four dollars, though, they were a bit steep - considering that I'd just spent twenty bucks on a shitty hamburger and fries."

That's why your food was so crappy--you're supposed to get the wings. And hit on a waitress.

When did you start eating beef?

anneth June 23 2005, 14:17:51 UTC

The slow descent into flesh-eating began sometime winter quarter, when there was a tray of chicken breasts left over from a dept. function, and my friends and I were at the pub, and hungry. It snowballed from there. In fact, all three of the people in my cohort who were vegitarians at the beginning of the year can really no longer call themselves such.