Thirty-seventh bite || Voice "He never gets off easy"

[wimpyvampire]

*A shaky voice comes onto the phone. Conrad is human again. He has no fang anymore, his skin is no longer pale, his reflection is visible and oh god he's human again.

He clears his throat.*

Well um. This Christmas thing here isn't too bad. *It's true. Conrad was glad to be able to open up the drapes in his house and take in the sunlight. But he's

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[weaponsparked]

What happened?

[wimpyvampire]

I'm human again.

[weaponsparked]

Is... that all?

[wimpyvampire]

... I need blood, Sideswipe. Really badly. I-I don't know why!

[iinchoucat]

What do you need Worth-san's help for?

[wimpyvampire]

I ah.. I just need his help. Nothing t-too big.

[iinchoucat]

Alright. But, can you just wait an hour before coming over? I have to clean up all the mess left here.

[Tsubasa is referring to not!dad's gift which left a giant mess in the living room :|]

[wimpyvampire]

M-Mess? What mess?

...What the hell did Worth wish for?

[notsaul]

I'm something of an expert on vampires. [mostly in the anatomy of] Whatcha need?

[wimpyvampire]

I ah... I know I u-used to be a vampire. I just... hrn...

[notsaul]

It's perfectly natural, dude! Perfectly natural!

[wimpyvampire]

It's not natural for a human to crave blood!

[bethebetterman]

Hah. What did you do?

[wimpyvampire]

I'm human again, Casimiro. B-But the thing is. I'm craving... blood.

[bethebetterman]

Never heard of that happening. Did you try eating human food yet? You probably just think you're craving blood after becomin' used to it.

And because i saw your post

[wimpyvampire]

Then why do I keep thinking of blood?! I've never thought about it THIS damn much!

--Ah what's that, hun? ... A package for me? *He's talking to his drone wife in the background before he sees what it is and shoos her out of the room*

Where the HELL did you get these?

[expiatrice]

I have some experience in the medical field, as well as with dealing with vampires. What happened, Conrad?

[wimpyvampire]

Ciel ah.

I-I was rurned human but. I really really can't stop thinking about blood. I'm thirsty for it, more than I usually am! I-I can't! Not like this!

[expiatrice]

...

Have you tried eating meat rich in the taste of iron? Rare steak or pork liver, for example.

[wimpyvampire]

W-We don't have any of that! My family ate the last bit of meat last night!