So these people I met a few weeks ago have been giving me "You're a creeper" vibes. At first I was pissed off but the more I thought about it the more I began to think that maybe this wasn't a bad thing. I have decided to completely embrace my creeper status with these people. If they thought I was creepy when I wasn't trying, then they're about to ( Read more... )

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And there is a video from unfixmyhair's LJ that I spent the last half hour trying to track down called "3D Glasses" I think. Oh, I'll find it. Over the years I have become expert in rummaging through her LJ. SUCCESS!

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I am so good at eating. I've been doing it for 23 years. Almost 20 of them on solids. I have been eating mac & cheese almost exclusively since the semester began. You know what? Fuck it, exclusively. That's all I m*ther f*cking eat! I made the cheesasaurus rex go extinct ( Read more... )

I WANT IT! Ah man pancakes. . . damn you late night TV and your temptations. The good news is a know now what my ENG 320 short story will be about. Well. . . that's pretty much it. I am going to dream about ocelot ranching. Peace.

Ralph Ellison is really busting on me right now. Invisible Man is good. Fantastic is a better word, but in a bad way. Some how I got way behind in my reading. Well, I shouldn't act like I'm at all surprised. It happened the same way it always happens I just don't know what that way is. I'm going to attempt to rock with fervent determination through ( Read more... )

Flap Jack is a solid show on Cartoon Network. Solid. I was hesitant to watch at first because I'm  a man and men don't watch baby shows. It's super good. Watch and be ready for fun and excitment and some other such stuff! I watched them kill a robot with a screw driver. It was evil so it deserved it.

I've been on a titles with pseudo french in them it seems. Unsettling ( Read more... )

I haven't graduated. At some point I will but right now I am really dreading it. LiveJournal used to be a place where I'd read about all these fantastic and crazy tales from academia. Professors making sexual advances towards students. Students making sexual advances towards professors. Camels roaming the streets like ferrell dogs. Derigibles made ( Read more... )

It's my last semester. It's a solid 12 credit hours of writing workshops and creative introspection. My profoessors will sure to be horrified when they discover that the deep serious persona they claim lay deep within me turns out to simply be yet another mockery. I enjoy disappointing them.

I'm attempting to hammer out my Feature piece for my Journalism course right now and while I'm certain I can complete this assignmnet I think I'm relatively shafted on the In Depth Research news story. Well. . . shafted isn't the right word. My professor will get something, it just might be a fine china dish heaped to the heavens with dog sh*t ( Read more... )