fayefaery made me do it, I swear.

Write ten things in no particular order that make you happy and tag five
others:

1: Good food
2: Wine
3: Whiskey
4: Hitting people with things
5: Driving places
6: Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwiches
7: House
8: Sex
9: Making out
10: Being naked

schuco only because I don't believe anything makes him happy.
moon_eyed call it curiousity.
crownprincesado because I want to ( Read more... )

I could simply be easily amused (I'm not going to deny it), but I do find it somewhat amusing (maybe also appalling?) that my spelling and grammar, when I'm completely wasted, is better than that of a lot of other people when they're complete sober.

And oh boy, and I'm glad that a majority of the people I allow in my life know how to spell words. I ( Read more... )

Retail therapy. Such a bad idea.

     So, some Catholic school fired some teacher for being pregnant. Apparently, it's because she violated the tenents of Catholic morality, which is against the rules for all employees.

I think it's just because she wasn't touching young boys.

But really, come on now... By their logic, it'd be better for her if she simply had an abortion ( Read more... )

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New "Intelligent Falling" Theory

I <3 The Onion.

This is ridiculously amusing if you have a few minutes to waste.

Oh, wow, my ER bill is only $565!

And to think, if the doctor hadn't kept me there an extra four hours, it'd only be $160!

Line item 19:

Extender ER examination : $405.21

"If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin." - Charles Darwin (a man whom has very little to do with this entry)

Yesterday, I had the great pleasure of viewing a "formal debate" on the topic of homosexuality in the Christian church. While it was set up and "advertised" (promoted ( Read more... )

See, parents... This is what you get when you try to control whom your daughter is dating.
Seriously... Some kids aren't gonna take your shit.

What? They DON'T want to cut all of that money anymore? 
I propose a new spending-cut bill. One that eliminates the quadrillion-dollar excess called "the military spending budget."

What... You mean to tell me ( Read more... )

I don't censor myself for anybody, and if you don't like it... Oh well.

It's not like everything in here is all peaches and roses, anyway... This journal is the journal of spite and revenge, like the title says... And a lot of stuff is a gross-exaggeration in terms, because I don't mind crossing lines. Political correctness doesn't exist here, so ( Read more... )