I just had an unreal breakfast at the spoon. There's nothing better than an omelette to watch the rain with. I have to go take Miss. J to class, but I'm feeling on a twelve o'clock vodka and cranberry when I get back. The dentist said I might have to have my wisdom teeth taken out. DRUGS

I am above and beyond excited and psyched for this.

Richard Kelly! Graphic novels!! Sarah Michelle Geller!!! Pixies references!!!!

*foams at mouth*

So I turned twenty and it was okay. Other than that, I've been rocking with violins and wondering when, if ever, I'll get the butterflies for someone again. I love "Grey's Anatomy". I've yet to determine whether this is because I can sit on the couch for a two hour stretch on sunday nights or if the show is actually interesting. So far I like ( Read more... )

I don't know why I feel like writing in this is going to extract some sort of poison from my veins. I don't know why writing makes me feel. Writing gives meaning to my otherwise meaningless thought processes. I've met so many good people lately. I feel trapped by the amount of positive energy lying dormant inside me. I feel like my body is ( Read more... )

And they walk right past me with their perfume(s) trailing some fifteen ludicrous feet behind them. I can still smell them when I get to my car and open the door. I get in and sit down and close the door and the smell is gone. I light a cigarette and turn on the radio, but before I drive away I write "Anne Briggs" on the back of a photograph of ( Read more... )

Bacardi 151

Congratulations! You're 144 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (116), and liquor (104).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the ( Read more... )

The drama of Law and Order is next on TNT. My mother has constructed something called Ratatouille for my family to eat tonight. My father believes it to be unwholesome, immoral even, to eat an entirely vegetarian meal so he made hot dogs for those of us who would like them. Sean's mother found a half empty bottle of Woodford in his basement and ( Read more... )

Blink 182 is on indefinite hiatus.

I'm heartbroken.

This is a little piece of "found art" if you will. I'd like to thank Cinemax.

Like any good girl next door, our model knew moments like this didn’t come along too often. It isn’t always the guy next door that gets your juices flowing. After all, as girls next door they had so much in common. They both liked bingo, beach boy records, and puppy ( Read more... )

I went and saw Wilco in Columbus on Wednesday and it was awesome. Different than NYE though. During the height of their "jamming" during "Muzzle of Bees" they were showing a bizarre kaleidoscopic film of a bee fighting a crab spider on top of a flower and some girl who was obviously tripping screamed out "OH GOD! THAT'S HORRIBLE!". All I could ( Read more... )