The new white stripes is fuckin' terif'. Leave it to the whites to turn the xylophone into a rock instrument ( Read more... )

I got way too drunk before the kimya dawson show tonight. I just ate four slices of rocket's that I had delivered. Bacon with red onion (onion from my fridge). Apparently I disappoint everyone I know without even trying. Sweet. I had this problem last year and it resulted in me riding the bus for 6 hours until the driver forced me to get off ( Read more... )

[1] total number of films i own on dvd/video: probably about 20-30... not really sure [2] the last film i bought: I bought the elephant man and singles from the 5-7 dollar movie rack at best buy a while ago [3] the last film i watched: house of 1000 corpses [4] five films that i watch a lot or that mean a lot to me: halloween, the royal tenenbaums ( Read more... )

I should not be awake. I have to go to road crew in 5 hours.

Tomorrow: Nudity

Thanks to Natey G. for this:


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1. Around the time I stopped wearing arizona jeans and bought contacts ( Read more... )

I just sat outside down south and watched Reality Bites for the first time with Dave, Bryan, Alyson, and Jen. In the Chuck Klausterman Singles vs. Reality Bites war, I say Singles wins. Singles has a Tim Burton cameo, the pixies, and Bridget Fonda. Reality Bites has Winona, Lisa Loeb, and a Dr. Zaius statue. It's a tough call, but in a fight ( Read more... )

I think I'm going to eat sweet potato fries for lunch everyday this summer ( Read more... )

For some reason I was in an amazing mood all day long. I had the perfect amount of hangover to almost (but not quite) throw up and go through the day with a dull ache in my face. There's a good chance I might be able to stay here next year and I finally had the mindset to tell my mom.

Here is a little poem I thought of:

In Which The French ( Read more... )

I big fuck you to everyone leaving for the summer. This year has been much more real than I ever could have imagined. I never thought I'd meet so many cool motherfuckers while not in classes. That said, allow me to detail my drunken antics for all ya'll, 'cuz for some reason I didn't black out (for long) last night. I'm hungover, so bear with ( Read more... )