Ariana- "Hey Mommy! Since giraffes necks are so long, can they look at their own butt?"

Where does she come up with this stuff?

Me: "Joey! No! N-O"
Joey: "P-Q!!" *evil laugh*

We hadn't planned on a picture with Santa on this particular day. But, Ariana saw him and INSISTED she just "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAD" to tell him what she wanted. So, no Christmas dress in this picture. Also, no Joey. What?? You didn't notice. I couldn't get him NEAR Santa for more than the .03 seconds it took him to grab a candy cane and run. Ariana on ( Read more... )

Last night when I tucked Ariana in, there were two goldfish. A fat whitish colored, very aggressive one. And an orange one. The orange one was barely moving or eating yesterday. I assumed today it would be following in the footsteps of the other fish and going to potty heaven. Where the good fishes go ( Read more... )

I am beyond mind boggled right now ( Read more... )

Someone tell my son sleeping is a GOOD thing, k?

11:00PM - 2:00AM
6:00AM - 9:00AM

That is not enough. Please take a nap.

I suck at replying to comments. I always save them in my mailbox so I remember that I wanted to reply. But, then I forget anyhow. I'm going to go back and reply now. So, if you get a reply to a really old comment you made, just laugh at me...and move along :)

Impromptu visit from releko!!!!

*frantically puts away 284738569 bagillion toys*

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