So remember when I posted that my father had a psychic friend who wanted to drive up from San Diego to meet me ( Read more... )

Well, not going to CA tonight, figuring out tire-changingness when it isn't dark. I called my parents to let them know, and I was very careful to sound all cheerful and undaunted because I knew they would freak out if they thought I was upset. TO NO AVAIL ( Read more... )

A.) Flat tire.

B.) My bathroom, besides being empty of light bulbs and having a toilet that you have to reach into the tank to flush, now smells of gasoline.

C.) My life is like a country song written by Nick Cave.

this just in: walking back to my car when a guy full on stops me, says, "Please tell me you don't have a boyfriend. You're so hot and beautiful and blah blah." I say, "No, I don't, but the meter is about to run out, so I'm going." He says, "How do you not have a boyfriend?" I say, "Oh you'd understand if you knew me." I am candy to the crazies.

today will essentially be a liveblog on the many ways in which my life is emotional chaos ( Read more... )

Ah, productive week, full of creative writing, exercise, positive mental processes! Certainly there is no heat warning in effect ( Read more... )

Sam and I were talking and reached the conclusion that Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits and Bob Dylan should have a slap fight for the title of "My Song Has the World's Crappiest Cover Version ( Read more... )

Last night my dad told me I wasn't truly a feminist; I was just deluding myself. Yep. That happened. In the process of some other story I was telling I mentioned that someone who was in training for the priesthood tried to kiss me but I was like, no, and the point was that he was cool about it and not a tool. And then my dad got on this tirade ( Read more... )

OK, can someone help me sort out wtf the Eagles of Death Metal are? At first I thought they were merely a really inauthentic band. Yet I have been lead to believe that they're a Spinal Tapesque joke band ( Read more... )

OK, everyone who knows me can guess what I think about the recent theysaid ( Read more... )