I saw that Return of the King yesterday. I won't give anything away because I don't want Brontasaurus Rex to attempt to stab me to death with a spoon...BUT that bedroom scene at the end of the movie makes me want to delve into some of that Lord of the Rings porn I keep hearing about ( Read more... )

I never should have shaved down there. The hair on my gooch has grown to braidable lengths.

I think this cold has subsided. Last night it was cold and I didn't feel like taking a shower. I was laying in bed and my butt itched. I remembered that I rushed my way through dumping and wiping earlier because I was downloading porn and my mom was in the house. I thought about how scratching could be really gross. I didn't feel like getting ( Read more... )

I voted earlier just before the polls closed. I actually drove to the wrong poll to vote. Fuckin' stupid, but it's usually where I go to voter early. I know Bill White won, but I voted for the guy who proposed making a 25 lane freeway, heh. I liked Dirty Sanchez last time around too. Since when did conservative become a bad word. Last ( Read more... )

Well I was studying for a final last night. I was laying there reading about Weber's Communal Action when my but started to itch. I went ahead and gave a scratch with my fingernaills that needed to be cut (hey nobody was around, its my room.....it's cool ( Read more... )

Earlier today Stalker Bill asked me if I could help him move his shit out of Goth Lair Queerdom, and into Shanty Town's Art Shack. I said sure. I've been meaning to get some exercise lately and Stalker Bill's been missing his comforting home furnishings. Lately he's been left alone at night in the warehouse with no form of solace but his night ( Read more... )

I'm in a fagged off mood. I've got this weird throbbing headache and all I can think about is beating the shit out of that guy in that class who remembers shit just so he can tell it to other people and has a pompador. Pompous repugnant pile of shit. Fair value my ass ( Read more... )

Alright so I actually slept pretty well last night. I got up a little late and hurried off to school. The drive was actually pretty quick. The class watched the end of Sybil. Some old movie about this bitch with Dissociative Identity Disorder who falls in love with a street performer who paints his face like a clown and plays guitar in front of ( Read more... )

Well let's see last week there was this Tuesday night hang out thing where I brought a ball. A bunch of people played kickball. It was great. Kicked a home run and a grand slam. All other bitches bowed down to the row in comparison. The party went to the upstairs portion of Computer Geek Central. Spin the bottle was played. Sam kissed a ( Read more... )

I just tried to call Aisha from work. Some girl named Megan picked up. Either Aisha gave me the wrong number or I punched it in wrong. I probably fucked up in putting it into my phone shit. This is the 2nd time something like this has happened. I'm bummin. A few minutes ago I was singing along with Biz Markie. "OH Baby YOU got what I nee-eed ( Read more... )