I didn't make it to Galveston on Saturday. The kids from UofH were going to take off at 10:45 I woke up at 10:40. No time and I sure the hell wasn't going to drive to Galveston in my klunker. I went to work instead ( Read more... )

My favorite porn sites don't update enough. Can you fill in the blanks above ( Read more... )

Here's my fucking 2nd chance ( Read more... )

I farted so hard I felt it on my calves ( Read more... )

So I filled out this application to work at an ice cream shop that will remain unnamed. The application was a blank white paper bag. I cut out pictures from magazines and glued them to the bag. The best side was where I found a big picture of the landscape on Mars from a National Geographic and pasted it on as a background. So on Mars I'm being ( Read more... )

Well that was a fun New Year's. I started off by leaving my house around 9:15. I planned to go to the Atomic Cafe, and Last Concert, 'cause I was talking to these kids who went to school with my brother the other day. It sounded good. I'd never been to the Atomic Cafe and I'd only been to Last Concert once with that single mom I worked with in ( Read more... )

Damn I've had a good time lately. My brother Mark's been in town. The night before last we had nothing to do so we went down to some bar. Mark saw a bunch of people he went to high school with. Good looking girls. One of whom went to the same elementary school as myself, and whose mother lives two blocks away from my house. She's just here on ( Read more... )

That goddam Christmas tree is huge. We've got a 10 foot ceiling in the living room and we had to cut off the top branches just to get it to fit. That's the way Christmas trees are supposed to be, fucking huge fire hazards. I takes up a quarter or so of the room in our rather large living room. I think I'll trim the tree in a little while ( Read more... )

It's 4 in the morning. I wish more shit was open late at night. I gotta ask around. The only places I know of that are 24hrs and have a little personality to them are Andy's-home of the beefy queso, Mai's, and The Spanish Flower ( Read more... )

tuesday was my last final. I remembered to bring all of my used books back with me. I went to the bookstore by campus and sold them back for $108. That's how I paid for Lord of the Rings, my a Jack 'n the Box sausage biscuit, and a smoothie from Smoothie King. Sweetness. I got a free t-shirt too. I saw this really hot chick who I had a class ( Read more... )