You've got mail. And legs I want to lick.

[withoutfire]

We got a new postman. The other guy was serving our street for six years, he recently retired. We got him a card and everything. Just now I was brushing my hair on my bed gazing out of the window (pondering life, as I am wont to do) I look down and see a smokin' hot man walking up the drive. 'I knew it was a matter of patience!', I thought,

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[estelhope]

Ahahahahahahaha you should have snapped a picture and shared it with us, I wouldn't mind seeing a hot guy in shorts, either :P

[withoutfire]

Aha! Next time he's here shall I be subtle and take one on the sly or shall I just go for it and ask him to pose for a shot with me!?

[estelhope]

Are you even able to be subtle? xD

[withoutfire]

Ahaha oh my god! You have just won the award for the best come back of all time <3

(and no)

[bennybunny]

I always think it should be 'fuck my luck,' but I suppose in this context it might even be more directional such as 'Friday Move- labia!' You'd have to point. I suppose with your background you could have illustrated it.

Anyway, thank you for making me laugh out loud. You make me chuckle no end with your lascivious antics.

[withoutfire]

Ahaha! This made me laugh. I read it out to Holly to prove I wasn't just giggling like a twit at internet cats again. She laughed too. She also said you're right.

[bennybunny]

I like that Holly, she's as smart as a tack. You tell her I say hi. Also, tell her Gladiators' Trenchtown Mix Up still doesn't get talked about enough when people talk about the greatest reggae albums of all time.

[bennybunny]

Wait, you should probably tell her she's as sharp as a tack. Yes that's it. The first one was unintentionally insulting. Also, tell her English isn't my first language. I mean it is, but this is the internet, hopefully she won't suspect anything until it's too late.

[newmistakes]

It's probably for the best. If you are more specific next time you'll either be up on some sexual harassment of hot postal worker charges or be doing it up against the post boxes.. and that must surely break some postal ethics code :P

Good luck!!

[withoutfire]

Postmen are the new milkmen.

and there's a terribly filthy joke in there somewhere. Oh my!

[deputy_friendly]

Seems like you might want to make your move soon lol and by move I mean on him, or don't make the other move

[vicious7_v]

Haha! This post had me giggling! :D