As my dear LJ-land friends, I expect complete honesty and helpfulness from you (And I'm rarely disappointed). I'm about to enter the semi-excrutiating world of Online dating again, and I'd like any possible advice you are willing to give with regards to my online ad. Here's what I've got:

About Me
Funny, sexy, smart as well as smart assed, ( Read more... )

( Cut for excruciating length + many photos )

OR... Why Liz is a scardy cat... Or why Jason shouldn't make me watch horror movies...

It'snotreal!!It'snotreal!!It'snotreal... IT'S. NOT. REAL!!! ('kay... It's just not working!) We're watching Dracula 2000. I'm taking it too seriously. Jason has lost all respect for me as I squirm and squeal in fear of the TV.

today is a very

VERY
VERY

Good Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR BETTER OR WORSE is a finalist in the 2005 Golden Heart. (Picture me doing a SERIOUS Happy Dance!!)

/liz

Can I borrow someone's fingernails? I've bitten mine down to the quick ( Read more... )

English Genius
You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 100% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even Ican't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon ( Read more... )

But I'm really enjoying getting to know everyone!

( To get to know me... )

( Will this week never end?! )

( Warning, this is a long, whiny, depressing monologue. )