I post in LiveJournal so tardily
One might think when I did would hardly
Be the right time
To write silly rhyme
I think it's exquisitely gnarly!

I just realized that I hadn't posted since March, so in case anybody cares or doesn't already know, here's a really quick rundown of what's happened in my life since then. Feel free to ask questions. Hmmm... I wonder if anybody will even read it, since I haven't posted in so long ( Read more... )

Because of, among many things, things like the comments at the top of the dhcpd.leases file ( Read more... )

I pulled up to a stoplight this morning, and the woman to my right overshot the stop line. She backed up, and as she did it, I looked at her and smiled. She looked back at me, looked confused for a second, and then smiled back. It made me realize that this never happens. Since when do you make eye contact with drivers in other cars? Why is that? ( Read more... )

In this post, I will attempt to once again prove the most famous of the immortal Ford Prefect's observations about humans. Here goes:

IT'S FUCKING COLD OUT

The End.

Hey kids... any of you who live close by (you know who you are), come to our party tonight! It will rock. It will roll. There will be music and beer and much good company. And, if you don't show up, I will personally beat you with a telephone receiver, color brown, with a monkey sticker on it, next time I see you ( Read more... )

I had an interesting dream last night ( Read more... )

But I can't remember what it was. I'm so tired that I can hardly function. WHY did I feel the need to finish watching that movie last night? I should have gone to bed ( Read more... )

I stay up every night, waiting for something to happen, as though if I waited long enough, something unimaginably cool would happen ( Read more... )

I pulled into a gas station yesterday to fill up. I get out of the car, slide my card, and start pumping the gas. As I'm standing there with my hand squeezing the gaspump trigger, a kid in a beat-up black early '90's Toyota 4-Runner with a lift kit and big tires pulls up to the pump kitty-corner from me. He's smoking a cigarette, which he fails to ( Read more... )