Holy Shit, Micheal Jackson is dead ( Read more... )

I actually don't get any holidays during the holidays, as if the liquor industry took holidays, we'd be broke and you bastards couldn't get sloshed enough to cope with your stupid cousins, (nor throw up all over Aunt Dee's new dress, but, meh ( Read more... )

Heya folks, I'm going to be angsting over Nanowrimo again this year, and you should all join me ( Read more... )

I've decided I'm going to start working on my life-size werewolf sculpture that I talked about in passing last year. It's spent enough time percolating in my brain, that I've got most the basics already figured out, so it's now just a matter of sketching out more specific plans, buying stuff, and making it. It should be fun, even if it doesn't ( Read more... )

I feel like a f'n Zombie. Quick, someone chop off my head, and save me from my misery. Though I request a last drink, hopefully something good ( Read more... )

I get one day off, every two weeks, that day being Monday. Weeks I get Monday off, I work 80 hours. Days I don't get the Monday off, I work 84 hours. This makes an average of 82 hours a week which I work. That's ignoring times I'm called in, stay late, have to go back to help the n00bs, etc ( Read more... )

Ye gods almighty, please save this humble servant from the battalions of stupid people, before I'm forced to save myself via violence visited upon their blank, cow-like faces. Amen.

In an effort to be unpredictable and spontaneous in my LJ posting habits, I chose to post pre-intoxication, just to tell my beloved f-list and associated passerbys that I will shortly be partaking in a proper St. Patrick's Drunk-Catholic Celebration which involves - you guessed it - drinking until I make even more typos and think even less cheery ( Read more... )

I'm drunk. I thought you should know. :)

Hahaha.... Goodnight!

So, along with owning and operating a business, I am a working dog. I work for a big giant corporation whom I'm actually legally forbidden to mention by name in an publicly accessible blog ( Read more... )