Went to the Toyota dealership for an oil change and to check out why the check engine light is on.....guess what's next on the "lets see how much shit we can put Mike through in 2008" tour. An hour and a half later they come back and tell me the O2 sensor is shot and needs replacing. That's $217 just for the part and it has to be ordered and I ( Read more... )

I just ate indian food for the first time. Please to be praying for the safety of my asshole in a few hours....
--mike

Fuckin a Publix is packed today. You'd swear everyone got their foodstamps today or something.....
--mike

I'm on the Travis Tritt fucking highway...please shoot me now
--mike

Omfg just saw Transformers on Imax. So fucking awesome!!
--mike

Stole this from furrbear

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I have a motherfucking internet connection again. Jesus H Fucking Christ, how is it that I can call the same company 3 times and speak to 3 different people and only 1 person was able to get the job done?

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Greetings from da pewl. Mmmm sippin margaritas in a pewl. Y'all should have joined me ;-)
--mike

Can summer fucking end already or what? Goddamn Al Gore, why the fuck did he have to invent "Global Warming"? We were perfectly happy without it...goddamn Tenneesee hilbillysisterfucker.


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