A friend of mine told me today that I should be a muse because I'm really good at knowing what's excellent and what's not like with music and fashion and art and stuff. That was a very nice thing to hear! I'm not sure if he meant it but I don't care, it's given me a warm fuzzy feeling inside all day (and this time it's not gas! LOLOSAURUS ( Read more... )

So in less than 9 hours I have this assignment due for theory and I have no fucking idea what I'm supposed to do for it. And I've barely started it. The words make no sense to me! It's been six years since I wrote anything to do with smart stuff. This course is so much work for me, I haven't done anything (except work) for the last couple years! ( Read more... )

So I had my first class today at tafe (in graphic design). Not to bad, but of course we're using macs, and of course the lecturer banged on about how great macs are for half an hour. As far as I'm concerned, if it works it's a fucking great computer. And fucking macs - jesus could they be any more fucking complicated? It took 20 minutes for the ( Read more... )

Oh man am I ever pissed ( Read more... )

I fucking swear I'm like borderline retarded or something. Or maybe early onset dementia. 'Cause I'm trying to code this layout (in CSS - must stand for 'crap shit shit!' cause that's what I keep yelling) and all I wanna do is move the sidebar stuff up and over a little and I can't find nothing to help me in words I can understand. Like wtf is a ( Read more... )

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HA HA LOLZ! CRAZY GARY OLDMAN SHAKES DAN RAD UNTIL HE CRIES! E! EXCLUSIVE.

Also! I managed to lock me n' me sis out of the house today by breaking the lock with my extreme door locking skillz! I was all she-hulk LOCK and it fell off the door! But, obviously, the story had a happy ending and we got back inside where our food and tv is ( Read more... )

Happy non-specific end of year holidays friends and curious persons ( Read more... )

So I had this dream right, and in this dream I had a son. "WAIT WAIT WAIT - WHAT?" I hear you cry, "Was this a dream or a nightmare?" Oh-ho I'm such a bitch. But no. Just a dream, friends. Anyway, son. Yes. But this was no ordinary baby boy you see. He was about eight foot high but he was proportionally correct according to the way babies are built ( Read more... )

Unfair broad generalisations are fun! Example: Original stories on the internet try to be deep and insightful, but come off as boring and angsty. Another example: Comics on the internet that try to be funny, most often aren't. Wasn't that fun? I know I had fun ( Read more... )