Wait wait wait wait, what? America gets to see Saw III before us? But it is made by Australians. Or as they say in America-land, Auzziez. That is not fair! That is just not fair! People who can't say the letter 's' should not be allowed anything!

So I hope those of you who celebrate it had a decent Halloween. Or, if you are like me (not American) ( Read more... )

A strange and wonderful dream. I was at this party, and I was wearing a sparkly jumpsuit, as you do, and Harry Potter (of all not-real people) comes up to me. He's wearing a purple velour robe with a zip all the way up the front and smoking a bloody great cigar. He offers me a cigar, I take it and he says, "the proof is in the pudding," then fades ( Read more... )

So I brought me some new filter tips right, 'cause I gotta have filter tips for my ciggs, but the bag they come in has been changed. It's now a "New Tamper Evident Bag" with a serrated strip and it took me about 5 minutes to get into the bloody thing (yeah, not the brightest crayon in the box me) but now I'm kinda freaked. It never occurred to me ( Read more... )

John Waters is a GOD. Here's proof!

So I was at work and this guy calls. He asks a few questions (Do we have women's shoes in size 10? Do we have many glitzy dresses?) and then he wants to know if it's alright if he tries this stuff on. Huh? Like of course it's alright! Der, what are we, allergic to money or something? So I tell him it's fine and ( Read more... )

So I went and saw The Devil Wears Prada. It was fabulous! So many pretty clothes, and I was so happy when the girl (Anne Hathaway?) found her inner fashion victim! I almost shed a tear! Can you buh-lieve it?

Oh! I've been taking golf lessons! I'm catching on VERY fast too, seems I'm a natural (but of course). My posture is perfect! I'd say I'm ( Read more... )

When really, we only eat them on TUESDAYS! La da!

Jay Leno: "He (Steve Irwin) was probably the greatest ambassador Australia ever had."

AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL.

So it's old, old, OLD news now, but really something has to be said when the CROCODILE HUNTER (of all people) is having his death compared to that of John Lennon and Princess ( Read more... )

Well, not really. But he is dead. Did you hear? Isn't it fabulous? I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself ( Read more... )

Just shut up with all this awkward indie boy music! Give me something I can riot to any day.

This is fantastic.

Oh my. I just woke from a dream where I was at a fabulous party (a regular location for my dreams) and a person in a purple bear suit and a strap-on was fucking a man dressed in leather chaps (not so regular) while glitter rained down from the ceiling. Not sure what my sub-conscious is trying to tell me there, best not to look at it too closely I

So the other day I was driving home from work and I was listening to the only remotely alternative radio station that I can get on my shitty car stereo (Triple J), and they were interviewing Jose Gonzales, you know, that guy who covered that Heartbeats song that was originally done by The Knife. And the guy interviewing him (some narky little twerp ( Read more... )