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I keep having dreams about monsters. One night it was a bunch of Frankenstein women that kept multiplying. Last night it was a woman monster, too. She lived in a big old house. This little girl was trying to save us and got trapped in there with her, but I think she was okay in the end ( Read more... ) -
from overheardinnewyork
Tourist lady: Where's the ladies' room?
Waiter: Top of the stairs on the left.
Tourist lady: I was just up there. It's not marked for ladies, so I was afraid to use it.
Waiter: It's a unisex.
Tourist lady: Excuse me?
Waiter: It's for everyone. Men and women.
Tourist lady: You're all going to hell. Do you know that?
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if you'll be my bodyguard,
i can be your long lost pal
i can call you Betty,
and Betty when you call me you can call me Al
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The word serendipity was formed by English author Horace Walpole (1717-1797) from Serendip (also Serendib), an old name for Sri Lanka, in reference to a Persian tale, The Three Princes of Serendip, whose heroes "discovered, quite unexpectedly, great and wonderful good in the most unlikely of situations, places and people." words(Untitled)
Also, I think I have a crush on gawker's unethicist guy. Nicol Williamson said, "If you can make a woman laugh, you can do anything with her." I don't know who that is/was, but he's pretty much right.
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