i could be downstairs watching giant squid, but instead i'm up here, frying.

who's the real squid here?

inkblots, inkblots,
fear my ink.
i'm not as soft as you may think.
i have a beak
it's like a bird's
but my brain is fucking gigantic.

thank you.
-- yours truly, signed,
this generation's defining beat poet.

way to ruin everything ever

first japan, then mexicans, now hp products????????

fuck man this shit is bananas
b
a
na
na
s

check that out, demetri
look who's spellin shit now

i want a hot dog

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