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I had a rather eventful weekend. Drove up to Atlanta to pick up Angie, aka pinkfaeriestars, from the airport after flying in from Missouri and hung out all weekend. Went and saw a couple of movies, Brick was really good and Lucky Number Slevin was... not as good. Angie was great, I don't think I could ask for a better person for me, she offsets me perfectly ( Read more... )

Taxes piss me off. It seems like the majority of my money goes to shit I'm never gonna use. Sure I understand taxes have to come out of your paycheck every week to pay government wages and shit, but why am I charged again at the end of the year? That's like the grocery store calling you up and saying "look I realize you already paid for that ( Read more... )

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So at Geico you're pretty much allowed to go anywhere except to the 3rd floor, I think you even need a key on the elevator to press the button. They say that this is where all the paper records are kept so noone is allowed there, I however have a different theory. I believe the 3rd floor is actually a portal, or gateway if you will, to hell. ( Read more... )

So here's a conversation I had on the phone at work tonight, it was a callback from a tow company who informed me that the previous dispatcher had the location completely wrong in a different town and it was out of their area to deliver her gas.

Me: (trying to find customer's location on a map because she has no idea where she's at) Do you know ( Read more... )

My sleeping is totally fucked lately. I can't sleep more than a few hours at a time without waking up having to pee enough to turn the Sahara green. So that in turn makes me tired as shit while I'm awake and has caused me to miss out on talking to the only person I really want to talk to more than once this week, it's pissing me off. I'm ( Read more... )

Kids are too fucking cute. If anyone ever sees fit to let me impregnate them this is what our kid will look like.


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I'm supposed to make a lj post but I've slept too long and have to be leaving for work now. I'll owe you one.

That's it, I'm officially dubbing my neighbor "Grandpa Death". Today I caught him standing in front of the mailboxes just staring at them, like he was trying to will them open with his mind. This guy is as old as the hills and smells to high heaven, you have to hold your breath to go near him and whenever I went around him to check my own mail he ( Read more... )