I have weird dreams. One night my dead dog is playing roulette & drinking a screwdriver and the next night I am walking through a forest with a man who looks like Gene Wilder whistling Pure Imagination (you know, the song from Willy Wonka). Well a few weeks ago I had one, and it by far was the weirdest I've ever had ( Read more... )

Today, we evicted a lady who hasn't paid her rent in two months. In the two months of non-payment, we received every excuse short of "my dog ate it" as to why she could not pay. Monday, the constable was scheduled to lock her out. She gave yet another excuse & said she would have the rent Tuesday. We bought it (because we are stupid.) Tuesday ( Read more... )

SO it turns out that I missed my 5-year livejournal anniversary last month. I found out that the 5th anniversary is the burrito anniversary, so I bought myself one for dinner. Anyway, I figured the best way to celebrate is to repost the original post, the maiden voyage. So here it is, unedited (Christ, I was a loser ( Read more... )

I have developed a bad habit of lighting matches then blowing them out right away because it reminds me of the smell of birthday candles being blown out. Just a bit ago I dropped one on my hand, it hurt a great deal ( Read more... )

...that I might start writing a book. I think I have a pretty good idea for one. It makes me laugh anyway, so someone else might find it funny too ( Read more... )

There is a lady who lives at our apartments who likes to wear big colorful hats and sings when she walks around. Both of which are slighty annoying, but I can handle it. One of her quadmates is an old man who likes to talk about how shrimp cocktails used to be fifty cents and how much better Vegas was when the mob ran it (which I tend to agree ( Read more... )

A lot has happened since my last post, notably my moving to Las Vegas to work at Sunrise Gardens, which is an affordable property for old people. It is not the job I dreamed about after graduation, but I have no complaints. The job pays more than the jerkstore at the Cranberry Mall and I get a free apartment with all the utilities paid for. It ( Read more... )

My tickets for 'An Evening with Kevin Smith' to be held on March 2nd in Akron just arrived in the mail today. I am excited, but now realize that I may have a job across the country on March 2nd. Bummer.

Snakes on a Plane just may very well be the greatest movie of all time. Everyone should go see it!

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It is currently 2:43 AM, and because I thought it was a good idea to take a nap at 9, I cannot sleep. So here's a litle update on my lil world ( Read more... )