I just want you to know who I am.

Forrest Gump has been on TV for the past couple of days.. and I think I've watched it every time it's been on.. and cried every time also.. heh. I'm such a dork. :) It's so good though.

Anyway.. not much going on really. Trying to get some new and interesting things going in my life. Make some changes and all that. I received an email from my aunt ( Read more... )

I have everything on the application filled out except for one part. It says to list my reason for interest in the job. Uh, hello? The same reason anyone else has a job... to pay for stuff. Duh. I want to write, "I'm interested in this job because I need money and this seems like something I could do and wouldn't get tired of." I'm sure they're ( Read more... )

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.

The oldest one's 9 and ( Read more... )

Do you have any pets?
nope

What color shirt are you wearing?
red

Name three things that are physically close to you:
soda can, pen, lotion

What is the last book you read?
hmm, i don't remember the exact name.. something about prince charming i think lol

Are you or were you a good student?
yes, i was.

What's your favorite sport?
i like basketball, hockey and ( Read more... )

i just LOVE when friends make plans and then don't keep them.

and the best part: 
they pretend that they never made them. 
nice.

I seem to be wanting to post more often than I ever have before. I guess I just have a lot on my mind. OR, maybe I'm just that bored.. heh.. who knows. i do know, however, that this update will be a much of nonsense. I don't really have anything to talk about. I just wanted to make a post.

so this dude messaged me earlier.. and it's the dude i may ( Read more... )

I'm so bored. No one is online... there's nothing to do.. I can't sleep. Blah ( Read more... )

THESE 16 POLICE COMMENTS WERE TAKEN OFF ACTUAL POLICE
CAR VIDEOS AROUND THE COUNTRY:

#16. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder
than the one you just went through."

#15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're
new They'll stretch after you wear them awhile."

#14. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make
your birth certificate a ( Read more... )

I was looking at the local paper online last night, and I came across a job that I think I'm going to apply for. The opening is for a Clerk/Typist for the Public Defenders Office. It sounds kind of interesting. Plus, the pay is pretty good for around here. I probably won't get it, but I'm going to at least give it a shot. I could really use the ( Read more... )