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[worksmart]

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite sculpting implement?
Da' chisel.

What do Snoop Dogg's long term relationships eventually do?
Dey fizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg listen for when cooking bacon?
Fo' sizzle.

Why doesn't Snoop Dogg like baked potatoes?
He drops them like they're hot.

[ooc: p-p-

Comments

Video

[mghtbconcussed]

[There's just a video of Lucy giggling like a dork.]

Video

[worksmart]

[He, on the other hand, looks VRY SRS.]
How do you wake Lady Gaga up?
Poke her face.

Re: Video

[mghtbconcussed]

[That one gets a giggle snort out of her.]

I think I like that one even more.

Video

[worksmart]

[SADLY the resevoir of pop jokes only lasts so long.]

What did the doctor say when a man wearing only saran wrap walked into his office?
I can clearly see you're nuts.

[adamantined]

You never mentioned you had mad street cred like this.

[worksmart]

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
Poke her face.

[adamantined]

I'm going to poke you in the face if you don't put yourself out of your own misery.

[worksmart]

In which European countries is Lady Gaga popular?
Just France.

[eiremagic]

Is that English?

[worksmart]

How do you get Lady Gaga's attention?
Poke her face.

[eiremagic]

Who?

[worksmart]

What game would you play with a wombat?
Wom.

[worksmart]

How do you irritate Lady Gaga?
Poke her face.

[7thborn]

... what?

[worksmart]

How does Lady Gaga like her meat dresses?
Raw, raw, ah ah ah.

[7thborn]

[Ginny is on the verge of saying who? but she's sure Claire would disown her as a roommate or something.]

Hilarious.

[Because... that sounds like she understood it. Right? Right.]