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worksmart

020 [audio

Nov 16, 2009 23:07

( There is a picture of a thought bubble at the top of this entry. If you click it, you get this voiceover. )

foreman, no girls names, genre swap, zoonicorns, cursed, house wants hugs really, scrubbed in, cameron, welcome to sacred heart, dissociative identity disorder, rc, appletinis all round, vanilla bear seeks chocolate bear

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1/3 eiremagic November 16 2009, 23:12:24 UTC

eiremagic November 16 2009, 23:12:50 UTC

He's lost his mind. He's been stricken with grief. He's lost his mind.

eiremagic November 16 2009, 23:13:10 UTC

Erm.

Hallo.

1/2 worksmart November 16 2009, 23:17:22 UTC

Eden! Oh, hey, that appletini thing was kind of insensitive, huh? Don't worry, we can have them make virgintinis just for you.

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girlwithabow November 16 2009, 23:16:29 UTC

Oopsie?

worksmart November 16 2009, 23:19:15 UTC

I made one. And you know what you have to do when you make an oopsie.

girlwithabow November 16 2009, 23:20:06 UTC

If you're over the age of five, you say sorry, not oopsie.

repeatshimself November 16 2009, 23:21:43 UTC

No, no, Kate don't correct him.

This is amazing.

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as_damaged November 16 2009, 23:26:25 UTC

Don't go too crazy on the appletinis, RC, you know you get handsy when you've had too many.

worksmart November 16 2009, 23:31:28 UTC

Can't drink 'em without my hands! Although...

[Pause.]

Damn you, anti-gravity button!

as_damaged November 16 2009, 23:37:09 UTC

[Stopped paying attention while you were fantasizing]

Anywhoo I'd love to come rock the 'tinis with you but I've been hiding out from those gyno girls all day, and I just can't figure out what to do about Mrs. Williams' necrotizing fasciitis.

worksmart November 16 2009, 23:40:57 UTC

Nasty. Did you try telling the gyno girls about your second problem? Nobody's going to want your hands on the hoo-hoo when they've been in the eww-eww, just saying.

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dr_foodsniffler November 16 2009, 23:29:21 UTC

Do I even want to know what an appletini is?

worksmart November 16 2009, 23:32:21 UTC

Only the pinnacle of the tinis. The ubertini.

dr_foodsniffler November 16 2009, 23:57:06 UTC

It's blasphemy unto the martini gods. Not to mention the jelly gods.

worksmart November 17 2009, 00:06:28 UTC

But if they punish me for it, at least the smiting will be delicious.

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fatespoken November 16 2009, 23:38:18 UTC

Either I'm listening to an excerpt from a 13-year old girl's diary, or someone needs to punch you in the face.

1/2 worksmart November 16 2009, 23:42:31 UTC

Just because I happened to pick up the fairytale stationary set doesn't make it a girl's diary.

worksmart November 16 2009, 23:42:54 UTC

There was a sale.

fatespoken November 16 2009, 23:50:59 UTC

There's also sale on woman's underwear today - ten pairs for five oranges. You better hop to it, RC.

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