PHASE, straight in and topping the charts! That's what I keep saying about never calling time on a song before you've got the perfect hook. And the perfect video.

This one goes out to all the fans.

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Sorry Pete, looks like the director thought I was better fronting the visuals solo. She and I kind of hit it off like that. Think we catch your elbow ( Read more... )

[Interior of the Blue Light, where a certain Australian doctor is propping up the bar. There's a half empty whiskey glass beside him but, as he turns toward the camera, he doesn't look drunk ( Read more... )

[The device clicks on and immediately starts relaying a low level cacophony of bleeps and murmurs, soft-shod footsteps. The speaker can be heard clearly but distantly, addressing someone else.]

No, keep him on the sodium nitroprusside. His systolic's hovering around 170. Let's lower it slowly so we don't risk hypoperfusing his organs, but I want ( Read more... )

[The monitor switches on, showing a long haired, stubble faced, rather wobbly looking man stumbling round his apartment. Stumbling round his apartment and singing loudly.]

Kookaburra sits on electric wire, jumping up and down with his bum on fire. Fuckin' ouch, Kookaburra, ouch, Kookaburra-- Huh.

[Stumbling round his apartment clutching what ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Police, Hospital, Friends || hackable;]

Something in Eden Mac Cionaoith's body came after me, but it's not her. I know whatever it is can't keep doing this, but if you're trying to stop it, bear in mind it's holding a sick kid hostage in there. And be careful.

[/end filter]So I can't get out of the damn room, and nobody else can get ( Read more... )

Three months I've been here. Never thought I'd want to make a post about the upsides of the place ( Read more... )

Right. I realise not all of you come from climates or time periods where you'd be aware of sun damage, but I'm getting way too many burns in the clinic turning out to be the simple result of overzealous beach time.

Lets learn how to be sun smart.

We all know what the sun is. Big yellow ball in the sky, makes things bright and warm during the ( Read more... )

from: chaser@ddx.au
to: SEND: ALL
subject: or a visit to the copy room.

hey babe,

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fancy a drink later?

Clinics are nuthouses at the best of times. I've had the woman who thought a D&C was where the President lived, the patient who described her husband's massive myocardial infarct as a 'massive internal fart'. The one who liberally applied KY Jelly to her toast.So far today? Seventeen patients TTFO, and I've stopped counting the totally unnecessary ( Read more... )

Here's a word to the wise: don't abuse your healthcare provider. Don't yell at, threaten or physically attack your healthcare provider. It's not big, it's not smart and it's not going to endear you to us.

We're there to make you better. Not comfortable. Consider comfort a perk to which your entitlement can and will be withdrawn. Nobody likes ( Read more... )