I framed a bunch of people in Texas and most of them have been executed.

I was trying to have a reflecting walk in the park when I saw some kid sitting in a tree. Realising that he was retarded upon a closer inspection, I walked up to the tree and yelled at him like I was crazy. He got scared and fell off landing on his head and dying. I thanked the trees and left.

I love nature.

Who will be the next victim?

What will the weapon be?

Bare hands? ...

I just... I don't... I don't know...

I called some guy a bitch today, and then I punched him in the face until he bled and ultimately died.

I finally got that silver paint in the mail that those guys in San Francisco use to pose as robots and gather money from tourists. So I geared up, and pretended to be a robot with a large silver sword. Anyway, I would stand on a street completely still while adopting a threatening posture, and when a bunch of tourists would gather around me to ( Read more... )

Murd0c: i killed someone today
worm3rd: Poser.

Well, I am back from my vacation. I could not use my wireless laptop to post blog entries because I killed the astronauts that were supposed to be maintaining the satellite in charge of transmitting the frequencies I required or some crap like that. I guess I messed myself over. Ugh.

I went on a short vacation. I set up a tent, made shish-kebobs and drank wine, sniping hot air balloons every now and then. I think I sniped at least thirty hot air balloons.

I went to the zoo with some thermit-filled detonators which I used to free the lions.

I was hiding in the bushes looking for prey this morning, when I spotted a tour guide for the area that has a big cliff that tourists like to stand on the edge of and look from. This gave me a great idea, so I killed the tour guide without spilling any blood and dressed up in his uniform. I then proceeded to obtain a group of tourists and lead them ( Read more... )