I was walking the streets tonight, and saw a couple making out on a bench. I walked up to them and slit their throats with a knife. The second one tried to run but I was much too fast for her ( Read more... )

I found a way to kill five people at once. What I did was I got a rope and tied a knife to it, and I went into a five-doored room and began spinning very fast. I then asked people who were standing behind the doors to come in and run towards me at the same time. I was spinning really fast, so I'm pretty sure I killed them all simultaneously.

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I am very displeased because I will not be able to kill people for a while. I accidently stabbed my hand with a knife in a night manic frenzy (it's a practice that I indulge in every few nights, it consists of frantic screaming and stabbing and shooting of random things). The doctor said I won't be able to stab with that hand for at least a few ( Read more... )

I found myself in a subway train with only one other guy present. I stabbed him in the face, forced the doors open while the train was moving, and pushed him out. At the next stop, only one passenger came on. I stabbed him in the face also, but it was my stop so I had to leave him laying there as I ran out. No one saw.

I was walking around a park with my top hat on and a black suit, so I looked very civilised. This lady walked up to me and asked if I wanted to play frisbee with her kid. I agreed, and we threw a frisbee back and forth for a while until she was out of sight (I think she said she needed to make a phone call or something). Then I pretended to drop ( Read more... )