To be clear from the start I have never been to California ( Read more... )

How do you start the saddest love story that you have ever written? Does it begin when you met or when you went your separate ways? Does it begin in the midst, with the glimpses of happiness, tears and confusion ( Read more... )

I also wanted to add that Olyvia can now tie her own shoes. I am proud of her. I even accused her of not being the one who tied her shoes. Her cousins were around so I thought one of them tied them for her and requested that she give me a shoe tying re-enactment. She did. I love being her mother, everyday. But days like this really really make me ( Read more... )

It's been 62 weeks since I've updated. I need an eternal format so I'm going back to this method. Hopefully daily ( Read more... )

An extremely credible Jester that has been my Muse for 5 days, waxed this very delightful thing ( Read more... )

It recently occurred to me that I have not disposed my Myspace page to my most beloved long time LJ friends...that's a monstrosity.

www.myspace.com/wormjerky

Let me know who you are..as I don't add random people.

I want to be lied to ( Read more... )

I want to be lied to

In the deliverance of my laughter
To..the deformity of your stick figure
drawings on bar napkins

No one has understood the term
There will be snacks in the way
that you work your southern voodoo

Puppy eyes
Kitten purrs
Mechanical birds

Today was supposed to be opposite day

Nine to five square

Water cooler conversationalist

I can't
I can't
I can't

Go blindly into the streets,
In my SUV with kids in tow
making my way to soccer practice
while constantly kissing you providing ass

I envy the homeless
not the rich

For that reason alone

I will not be your bitch

Cool On Your Island, by the band Y Kant Tori Read was commercially released by Atlantic Records in 1988 as a 7" vinyl single and a cassette single. Two versions of a promotional 7" vinyl were also released, one with light blue labels and one with dark blue labels. The song was a commercial failure and received absolutely no critical comment. After ( Read more... )